Nothing To Do In A Town Like Leatherhead....
Leatherhead is falling
down
Day by day by day (Timber)
Soon they’ll be a pile of rubble
Where a town once lay (Rubbish)
Discos are alright for those that
Like that sort of thing (Ooh Ooh)
But if you don’t watch yourselves
You’ll get your head kicked in (Ah!)
The Plough, The Railway
and The Duke
Are where the kids all dwell (Cheap beer)
You’ll get served if you can be proved
That you’re over twelve (Yeah!)
Join the Young Conservatives
And all the high class Tories (Rodney)
Listen to them ramble on and
Tell their wondrous stories (Jackonary)
Leatherheads roller
skating rink
It saved a thousand soles (Hurray!)
Now it’s closed cause five old people
Want to play their bowls (Boo hiss)
The Leisure Centre swimming Pool
I think I’ll give a miss (Leatherhead)
Ten percent is water
And the other nineties….oh! (Don’t say that!)
(Words and Music: Terry Bennett / Kevin Abbott / Greg Wilson)
©Detour Records